I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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