He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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