And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
