HIV tests are more positive than that guy
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Pooping to opera.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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