I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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