i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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