I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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