That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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