I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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