I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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