i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You took a bar mat shot.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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