so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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