My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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