would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Come on in and take your pants off
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