Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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