I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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