i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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