Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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