That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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