You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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