So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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