how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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