love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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