I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Do vagina's smell?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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