Don't you send me to vm
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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