somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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