is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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