What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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