it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
