new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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