i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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