Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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