He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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