How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you traded sex for a burrito?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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