how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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