go do what you do best...puke behind churches
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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