party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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