Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
