Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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