how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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