I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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