Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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