when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We left the knife in your bed.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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