Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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