Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
just tell him i said nine months
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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