Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm going to jail i love you
This house was built for laser tag.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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