none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
