Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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