last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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