I want to stick my p in your. b.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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