How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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