your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
