Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
