? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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