so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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