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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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